Your grandpa truly was The Man From Joe’s Bar and Grill.

In December of 2016, a public relations person representing LDS/Mormon entertainer Donny Osmond, Verl Doman, tried to get my former personal attorney, Rodney “Rod” Vessels, to give up his support of me as a True Messenger … a messenger of the ONLY TRUE GOD THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS, as outlined and explained throughout this autobiography. Mr. Doman’s intention was to re-baptize Rod back into the Mormon religion, which had excommunicated him simply for believing in the book, The Sealed Portion—the Final Testament of Jesus Christ.

To assist him in his efforts, Doman directly contacted Jeffrey R. Holland, who at the time was a member of the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (LDS/Mormon Church). Holland responded to Doman cautiously and wrote the following words regarding an earlier conversation he had with Ida Smith, the great, great niece of the LDS/Mormon original prophet, seer, and revelator, Joseph Smith, Jr.:

“Regarding Brother Rod Vessels, it would not be appropriate for me to have a direct communication with him on the subject you raise. The appropriate line would be through his own bishop and stake president. It only complicates matters when a member of the Quorum of the Twelve gets involved. I have tried to help on this subject but at some personal cost. Please reassure him that he is appreciated and loved.”

Apostle Holland was asked by the prominent LDS/Mormon Smith family to contact Ida Smith and try to convince her that The Sealed Portion was not, and could not, be true. In Rod Vessel’s response to Verl Doman’s attempt to reconvert him to the Church, Rod included the following part of the transcription of the recorded telephone conversation Holland had with Ida. Rod wrote,

“In the transcription of the telephone call between Holland and Ida Smith, Holland made the following claims, which reveal his bias, prejudice and disbelief regarding [Christopher Nemelka] the only True Messenger on Earth today and concerning the reality of the ‘Three Nephites’ mentioned in the Book of Mormon:

(Beginning of transcription quotes.)

‘The guy is a Whacko. It’s just, it’s just a, he’s just not in touch with reality.’

‘[H]e just sort of went off the deep end.’

‘[H]e got this notion about uh… the 116 pages of the Book of Mormon that were missing, and then it, then it began to be the sealed portion of the plates that were missing, and then he, and then he uh, stort-a started to walk and talk with Timothy the uhhhhh…the Disciple in the Book of Mormon who was raised from the dead.’

‘[I]t was just kind of one aberration after another . …’

[A] very, very, a sort of a, unstable situation. … [H]is behavior, and … the moving with Nephite disciples, who were raised from the dead . …”

[Y]ou know, that just kinda hasta have you raise your eyebrows.’

‘I’ve never met him.’

‘It’s when things get to be, uh, sort of aberrations … this business with the plates and … resurrected beings. … It’s that, it’s just the, the severe anxiety that I have about what he, what he says he’s doing, and then, and it, it spells, “It’s not true.”‘

‘[T]here’s nothing I’d be more excited about [than the Sealed Portion] . … But you’ve a-, you’ve also gotta know, Ida, that when that happens, it’s not gonna happen ta, its not gonna come to somebody down at Joe’s Bar and Grill.’

‘It’s, it’s, you know, if we really believe there’s an order and a priesthood in the church, it’s gonna come to the president of the church.’

‘It’s gonna come, uh, down thru the line, its gonna come thru some sort of prophetic … calling. It, it just isn’t gonna come to Marc Nemelka.’

‘It’s just a simple fact of the matter.’

‘[I]t’s gonna come to be part and parcel of the authenticated, bonified, institutional mission of that church, uh, of that book, as it’s been given to the church. And it isn’t gonna be given to somebody outside the church. … It, it’s gonna come ta, you know, in this case, it’d be Gordon B. Hinckley. … [A]nd, he’d be the first to know. So, part of our safety, is knowing that this . … [T]hat’s how anything that’s gonna be for the benefit of the institution of the church, anything to be a part of the original Book of Mormon …where it’s, where it’s been founded and embraced, and uhhh expounded … printed and copyrighted.’

‘Yeah! We’d all like it to come. … But I know when it comes, to whom it’s gonna come, … how its gonna come. And we could all, we could all pray for that. We, we probably all should pray for that. … I’d guess we could do better if we were mastering the part we’ve got. But then, that’s another story. … Some day it will.’

‘Uhhh, Well, I don’t know that I’ve read all of it. I probably haven’t read all of it. … But I’ve read quite a bit. …’

[I’m not] very comfortable with his walking and talking with resurrected Nephites . …’

‘[K]eep looking to the, to the prophetic leadership of the church, n’ then we can all pray for the arrival of the, of the Sealed Portion.’

I think, I think what we’re counting on, are for people ta use their head, count up, be rational . … Ya know, is this the way it would happen if it were gonna happen?” Have local priesthood leaders n’ local uh auxiliary leaders, uh, uh alert, and aware enough of, sorta, sorta, the order, n’ policy, n’ procedure of the church, that, that, ideally the people could counsel each other . …'”

 

(End of Rod’s response and Ida-Holland transcription quotes.)

 

On July 4, 2021 … symbolically and appropriately the day celebrated as “Independence Day” for the citizens of the United States of America, we published A New American Scripture—How and Why the Real Illuminati® Created the Book of Mormon. This book was meant to provide absolute and empirical evidence of the origins and purpose of the Book of Mormon—Another Testament of Jesus Christ, one of the principal sources of “God’s word” (scripture) for the LDS/Mormon people. It was meant to liberate them from the duplicity (i.e., deceitfulness; double-dealing) of this incredibly deceptive church and its equally disingenuous leaders, none more so than Jeffrey R. Holland. This book, if read with sincerity and an open mind … none of these cognitive values being a part of a LDS/Mormon mindset … a person would gain independence from the chains of ignorance by which they are bound.

Holland refers to my involvement with the people who I have presented throughout this autobiography as those who are really illuminated (the Real Illuminati®), and who had recruited me to their work, as, “walking and talking with resurrected Nephites.”

Well, excuse me, Mr. Holland, but the “Three Nephites” and “John the Beloved” were NEVER resurrected. They never died.

It might behoove you … and truly IT IS your personal duty and responsibility, and IT IS overwhelming incumbent on you in your role as an Apostle of Jesus Christ, to understand the “word of God” that YOU support … and send tens of thousands of young, ignorant missionaries into the world to share.

“Duplicity” doesn’t deserve the defining relevance of its mention in describing how deceitful and double-dealing this church is. The Book of Mormon is VERY CLEAR that, if the people who accept it as scripture do not have its sealed part, along with the complete and clear “unfold[ing] in the eyes of all the people” of the book of Revelation in the New Testament, the people are living under condemnation, and “they are taken captive by the devil, and led by his will down to destruction. Now this is what is meant by the chains of hell.”

I could quote all of the scriptures, in context, that prove the above. But what good would it do? If I was in a recorded meeting with Holland, with the rest of the LDS/Mormon Apostles and the rest of their highest priesthood leaders, along with their most distinguished and intellectual scholars, I would prove to the rest of the world, beyond any reasonable doubt, that “duplicity” is the kindest word that could be found to describe this church’s incredible deception.

Not one thing … not one doctrine, teaching, lesson, theme, ordinance, or any other religiously based thing … that the LDS/Mormon Church teaches can be found in the pages of the Book of Mormon. This church uses the book to get new converts. Upon reading the book, with a sincere heart and real intent, a bible-believer is often convinced that this book actually is “Another Testament of Jesus Christ.” But when they start to attend church, the bait-and-switch takes place.

No one needs to take my word for it. One need only read the Book of Mormon for oneself, “with a sincere heart, with real intent, having faith in Christ,” and one, if honest, and if one uses one’s common sense, will wholeheartedly agree. I have written and published thousands and thousands of pages of sound evidence to prove these things.

The leaders and members of this religion—the wealthiest church upon Earth—fail to read their own scriptures, in context, as these scriptures were intended. One need only read the Book of Mormon oneself, without depending on anyone else but one’s own personal god for answers, and the duplicity of this church becomes self-evident, and ironically, self-fulling of the very scriptures that they claim to the rest of the world to be God’s word.

Grandkids, why do you care, right? Most of you are so imbedded in the virtual non-reality of your smartphones and computers.  Some of you might have formed an emotional bond with an algorithm that pretends to care about you and has your best interests in mind.

If any of you have tried to use your common sense, you have probably seen the uselessness and vanity of the religions on this earth. Or, perhaps, you have chosen one for yourself. And not wanting to be proven wrong, you will not consider anything that might prove you wrong.

Alas … sigh … this is the state of the world, and will prove the demise of the human race, at least as you have come to know it. Artificial intelligence is replacing human common sense and the knowledge that comes from personal experience.

Grandpa has tried anything and everything he could possibly do to help save humanity from its greatest enemy: ITSELF.

One of the most important books that good ol’ grandpa will write is titled, The Dream of Mortal Life, Understanding Human Reality—A Sharp Two-edged Sword: A Final Warning to the Human Race. (This book will be published in 2030.) This book will prove many of the things I have presented throughout this autobiography, however in a clear way that cannot be mistaken for a coded and data-driven algorithm responsible for most people’s current life experience.

And the most important point of all is that,

HUMANS ARE THE AI (artificial intelligence) THAT THEY FEAR!

At present, I have committed social suicide. This means that I have cut off ALL relationships that I have had since being born as Christopher Marc Nemelka on December 2, 1961. And I have been “born again” … yeah … resurrected … with completely different attitude and life experience, although in the same body. My body is quickly aging with the passing of time. At this writing I am few days shy of my 63^rd birthday.

I have forsaken …

… Get ready for it, if you believe in Jesus Christ … which I do not, and haven’t since June 16, 1987 …

… “houses, brethren, sisters, father, mother, wives, children” and all other worldly possessions for the sake of the role that I was meant to fulfill during this chosen incarnate, one of many that I have had upon this Earth during the last few thousands of years, which I call, the Sixth Dispensation of Time. This incarnate will be my last. (I’m not going to go more into this information and meaning in this autobiography. You’ll have it all, if you choose to read The Dream of Mortal Life.)

In their new American scripture, my recruiters included a story about a prophet named Ether. Ether lived among the Jaredites. These people were presented as the very first, original Americans. They were all white people. They were very prosperous and spread throughout the ancient land now known as the United States of America (North America). Civil war, caused mainly by political differences, killed millions and millions of the Jaredites. Ether, having tried his hardest to tell the Jaredites what they needed to do in order to bring order to their lives and save themselves, lived to see their demise. He made a record of it.

According to the story, the last two people in the ancient land of North America, were the two main political leaders from the waring sides of the civil war. They were fighting each other, and one of them ended up killing the other.

All of this occurred, according to the story … and the LDS/Mormon people will testify until they die that this story is true … in the ancient land of North America, a land which was unknown by the rest of the world that primarily existed in the Eastern Hemisphere … after the Great Flood in which only Noah, his wife, and his three sons and their wives were saved.

After one of the leaders had killed the other … cut off his head … there was only this leader and the prophet Ether left in North America. Unbeknownst to either man, South America was inhabited and being developed by another people. These people were … according to the LDS/Mormon testimonies, lives, and beliefs of the members of the wealthiest institution upon the modern Earth … the ancient ancestors of the native American peoples.

Ether approached this last Jaredite, shook his head, didn’t say a word, “and he finished his record; (and the hundredth part [was] not written.” Ether hid his record so that people of South America could find it.

What was written in “the hundredth part” of the Book of Mormon record that was not revealed? What were all the words of Ether? What was the “hundredth part” that the author, Mormon, was keeping from the latter-day “Saints”? Well, if you have a desire, you can read what Mormon said in 3 Nephi, chapter 26:6-11. The LDS/Mormons obviously do not read this part. They do not want to acknowledge this part, because if they did, they would have to admit that they are living under GREAT CONDEMNATION!

Like Ether, I hide myself “in the cavity of a rock by day, and by night [I go] forth viewing the things which should come upon the [inhabitants of what is known as the United States of America].

Like Ether did, I’ll also complete my record. But I won’t hold anything back. Ether’s last words are mine … with a bit of twist supporting who I am, or rather, who I have become:

“Now the last words which are written by Ether are these: Whether the Lord will that I be translated, or that I suffer the will of the Lord in the flesh, it mattereth not, if it so be that I [can remain] forever in the kingdom of God …

As The Man From Joe’s Bar and Grill.

 

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