CHAPTER TWO: Without Disclosing Our True Identity … A ROUGH DRAFT

May 13, 2022

CHAPTER TWO

Without Disclosing Our True Identity

It’s so easy to manipulate and deceive religious people. Well, actually, it’s very easy to manipulate and deceive any human living on Earth.

However, people are very reluctant to admit how easily they can be manipulated and deceived.

When I say this Real Truth® about how people are so easily deceived and manipulated, I am persecuted and reviled by religious people who argue:

“We are not deceived! You are! You are of the devil for saying it!”

Those who say this are the easiest to deceive—the very people who believe they are not deceived and that there’s no way they can be! These people will argue, until their last breath, that everyone else who doesn’t agree with their particular religion and god is wrong and led by the devil; but they are right.

These types—of the “we are right, and everyone else is wrong” mentality—are the easiest people to deceive. They’re the easiest to deceive, because they firmly believe they cannot be. The stronger their faith is in their own beliefs, the easier it is for a “wolf” to dress up in “sheep’s clothing,” infiltrate their belief system, and begin scattering the flock.

One wanting to control religious believers need only figure out how to manipulate “the power of the Holy Ghost.” Once this is figured out, the possibilities of what a religious leader can do are endless. Every religious leader that has or does exist knows the secret to controlling the hearts and minds of their followers through their faith. Control their faith, and you can control their minds.

Faith is clearly defined in the Bible as “the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen.”

If a person can figure out how to give substance to that for which a human being hopes, then the evidence of this substance follows quite easily.

The evidence that gives substance to a person’s faith doesn’t have to be seen. According to the Bible’s definition, this is how “the elders [of religion] obtained a good report” among their followers. Yeah, this is exactly what the Bible says!

The LDS/Mormons, who read and accept the Book of Mormon as another word of God equal to the Bible, have received all kinds of evidence to back up their claim “of things not seen.” They do not need to see the gold plates or the two rocks needed to translate the plates in order to believe that the book is true. The very substance of the stories presented in the Book of Mormon has convinced them of its truthfulness.

The substance of the Book of Mormon’s narrative is similar to the substance found in the Bible. Therefore, if a person believes the Bible is God’s word and a true history of the earth, because the Book of Mormon provides substantive evidence that is very similar to the Bible’s, it’s easy for a person to have faith that Joe’s Gold Bible could be true.

The Real Illuminati® were fully aware of the Christian faith and its origins. They knew this powerful faith had saved the Eastern part of the Great Roman Empire and allowed the Byzantine Empire to succeed and eventually form the great and powerful Christian nations of Europe, which would eventually include the United States of America.

Well, the Muslim world had something to say about that for a few years; but eventually, Christianity prevailed.

Consider what follows in context when faith is explained in the Bible:

“Through faith we understand that the worlds were framed by the word of God, so that things which are seen were not made of things which do appear.”

What?!

Bible believers are convinced, or rather have faith, that there exists a supernatural being they have never seen. They don’t need to see God, because they have the evidence that He exists. This evidence is that they exist. And no one has yet been able to provide a logical explanation of who humans are and why they exist, outside of the faith of religion. Science can’t; and, until science can provide a logical explanation about human existence, God will always win the hearts and minds of the masses.

The Bible’s God created the earth and all things outside of the “intellectual and practical activity encompassing the systematic study of the structure and behavior of the physical and natural world through observation and experiment” … Yep, God created all things outside of science.

An honest scientist cannot accept “things not seen.” However, there are some very sincere scientists who believe in God and the Bible. These admit science has not yet explained much about how humans came to exist upon Planet Earth.

Through faith, these religious scientists argue that God actually did what He did through science and technology. They believe God knows everything there is to know about how to create a planet. With this faith, religious scientists can be convinced that the “glory of God is intelligence, or in other words, light and truth,” and that it was through God’s light and truth that all things exist and were made.

After our transfigurations, Joe and I became the smartest scientists upon the earth. We can explain exactly how the earth was created, when it was created, and by whom. When we explain the Real Truth® about these things, we can confound the wisest of men and cause the most prudent man to want to hide and not discuss these things with us.

The Real Illuminati® are even smarter scientists than we are. With their insight and counsel, Joe and I could and can explain everything there is to wonder about human existence clearly and logically, so that it makes sense even to the most uneducated mind.

A few weeks before he was murdered, Joe publicly said something that he had never revealed before.

Joe said:

“As God is, man once was. As God is, man will return to be.”

Although the idea was foreign to his audience, this new doctrine was part of the holy endowment play’s presentation Joe had written a couple of years earlier (in 1842).

If the LDS/Mormons would have paid attention, during the presentation of the endowment, they would have watched the first and the last scene of the original play clearly present the following:

As the god Michael is, the mortal man Adam once was. The man Adam will return to be what he once was as the god Michael.

Instead, shortly after Joseph was murdered, a few weeks after he had first revealed this important Real Truth® about human existence, Brigham Young took over and began to change anything he wanted regarding the doctrines taught by Joe.

Known as the “King Follett Discourse”—because it was given during the funeral services of a member named King Follett—the limited and sparse notes taken by Church scribes, as Joseph was speaking, failed to report precisely what Joe had said.

However, there were many members of the Church present who heard what Joe had said. After Young took over the reins of the Church and began to change the endowment presentation, taking out things he could not explain, the deceived members never questioned how the “holy endowment from on high” could be changed so easily by Church leadership.

Since the time of Brigham Young, the Church has changed the endowment presentation drastically, until its original form is hardly recognizable.

Brigham Young was also a master at manipulation and deception. Young knew how to control the power of his followers’ faith, through the “Holy Ghost.” In one of his first actions as the new prophet, seer, and revelator of the Church, Young removed the original last scene of the endowment presentation, when the two gods, who had put the god Michael in a deep sleep, woke him up.

Young’s flock had a hard time trying to figure out what had happened to Adam and to Eve—who was created from Adam’s rib—when Adam returned again to be the god Michael whom he was before the earth was created “like unto the ones that we [Elohim, Jehovah, and Michael] had heretofore formed.”

If the original endowment presentation were true, then humans living upon the earth will return to be the gods they were, before they lived upon the earth.

Because Joe was not allowed to disclose his true identity, which means he wasn’t allowed to teach his followers the Real Truth® about the mysteries of God, he didn’t offend as many people as I have.

It’s very easy for me to make a Christian angry, especially an LDS/Mormon.

I ask them how they became mortal.

They respond that God created their spirit and then put it in their mortal body.

I agree and ask, if God created your spirit and put it in your mortal body, who created your mortal body? Who do you look like? Do you look like God or like your mortal parents?

If your eternal spirit was created by God, then it must have looked like God, not like your mortal parents.

It would be a sad thing if most mortals, who are not that beautiful, had to spend eternity looking like they do on Earth because of the DNA that was passed on through their mortal parents.

When you die, your spirit leaves your body, and you look in a mirror in heaven, what are going to see?

Are you going to see yourself as the mortal “Adam” or as the god “Michael”?

This is about the point when an LDS/Mormon’s anger becomes so intense that I excuse myself before I, too, am killed for revealing the Real Truth® that, as God is all mortals once were, and that mortals will return to be the gods that they have always been.

Joe and I were and are master manipulators of a person’s Holy Ghost. The stronger the person’s faith is in things the person has never seen, the easier it was and is for us to confound them … or teach them.

Joe wasn’t allowed to teach them the “mysteries of God in full.” Joe was instructed to give the people what they wanted and how they wanted it. (See Book of Mormon, Jacob 4:14.)

My role is to teach things that they have never considered before—things as they really are—the Real Truth®.

Obviously, the Real Illuminati® are masters at manipulation and deception. Joe and I would eventually become as good as they are. Joe, however, was never allowed to disclose his true identity as a master manipulator. I was finally allowed to disclose everything I knew. I started in 2016. It was at this time when I revealed, for the very first time, that Christianity was actually a great manipulation and even a greater deception.

I wrote and published the sealed portion of the gold plates, The Sealed Portion—The Final Testament of Jesus Christ (pub. 2004). This book was a manipulation and a deception meant to penetrate the hard hearts and closed minds of the LDS/Mormons—or anyone claiming to believe and accept the Book of Mormon as God’s word.

Joe had written and published the unsealed portion of the gold plates, the Book of Mormon (pub. 1830), as a manipulation and a deception meant to penetrate the hard hearts and closed minds of the world’s Christians, who believed in the Bible.

The Bible is the greatest deception of all.

The Real Illuminati® recently published the first two books of an important Trilogy they are writing to help reveal themselves and their work to the world. These books’ titles speak clearly of what they are about:

The True History of Religion—How Religion Destroys the Human Race and What the Real Illuminati® Has Attempted to do Through Religion to Save the Human Race (pub. 2020).

A New American Scripture—How and Why the Real Illuminati® Created the Book of Mormon (pub. 2021).

Most Bible believers who read the Book of Mormon with “a sincere heart, with real intent, having faith in Christ” gain a real, physical (burning in the bosom) testimony of the book. The book makes the real promise that God “will manifest the truth of it unto you, by the power of the Holy Ghost. And by the power of the Holy Ghost ye may know the truth of all things.”

If a person does not need to see something to believe it, and the substance of the thing not seen is good and convincing enough, this person can easily be deceived and manipulated no matter what the thing is.

After our transfiguration, there was no way possible for either Joe or I to be manipulated and deceived … NO WAY! What neither of us realized, however, was how much smarter and more experienced at manipulation and deception our recruiters were.

When the Real Illuminati® introduced themselves to us and explained what they were doing through religion, Joe and I knew that, if we agreed to work with them, our lives would never be the same again.

We knew it was very possible that we would be killed for what we were about to do for them. We knew the persecution and reviling would become intense. We knew we would lose all the credibility that the world affords to those who “toe the line” in order to become popular.

We knew we would be making a huge sacrifice of ourselves, of our lives, and of our families. Although this group would help us financially in times of dire need, Joe and I were not paid anything for our services. We were told that, if our work became valuable in the eyes of others, then those others would not allow us to suffer for the things we needed to survive.

However, we were warned to be careful about who we allowed to help us.

When I was approached and asked to help the Real Illuminati® write and publish the sealed portion of the gold plates, I already knew that Joe had been killed for helping them publish the unsealed portion.

I didn’t want to die. I loved my children. I didn’t want to lose my children. I didn’t care much about the rest of my family. What my father had done to me recently, before I was first approached and recruited, removed my heart far from him and from the rest of my family; but I didn’t want to lose my kids.

Long story short, I did lose my kids, because of my desire to help the Real Illuminati® with The Sealed Portion. For many years, before I had to make such a great sacrifice, I fought hard against the Real Illuminati®’s way of doing things. I agreed to help them in 1991. I lost my two eldest children to the continued maliciousness of my father and ex-wife soon after agreeing to help them.

Once I lost my beloved children, I returned the gold plates and two rocks (known as the Urim and Thummim) to the Real Illuminati® and told them I wanted nothing further to do with the persecution and sacrifice required to help them.

I argued with them about the continual lies that were necessary to confront the deception and manipulation that the lies of the Bible, and of every other religion, had caused. I argued that telling people the Real Truth® would work.

I was wrong.

For twelve years, I tried to tell the Real Truth® about how things really are. I published a weekly paper called Reality Quest that I sent to some family members and friends. The more real truth I tried to reveal, the more people thought I had lost my mind, and the less they listened to what I had to say.

Regardless of how hard I tried, I was never able to convince a single person that they were being deceived by religion … not a single one.

A series of events put the two children I had lost back into my life. Another man had adopted these two children. Their adoptive father divorced their mother and stopped fathering my kids. In desperation, their mother asked me to intervene. I did. I did all I could for these two children. But, in spite of what I did, I was never able to regain their respect as their father. The respect that a child develops while growing up with their father no longer existed between my oldest children and me.

My two eldest children were not the kind of human beings that I had hoped they would become as adults. They were not nice to everyone. They were not kind to everyone. They were not the type of adult that I had set out to teach them to become, before the world took them away.

Realizing the futility of trying to teach them the things I knew, I wondered about the Real Illuminati® and what they were doing with their scheme to effectuate a change in a world quickly spiraling out of control.

No sooner had I begun to wonder about what was going on with this group of highly intelligent people, they found me again and asked me if I wanted to be involved.

I left them at some point in the Fall of 1991. They found me sitting alone in a park, cold and shivering, in the Fall of 2003. Twelve years had passed. After so many years, I was very surprised that they had not found anyone to help them with their work. Again, I was humble enough to believe that there must have been many others who had gone through the same transfiguration of ego that Joe and I had.

Although I hadn’t heard anything about them or their work during those twelve years, my rebellious nature against their way of doing things had caused me more tribulation and persecution than I would ever have to experience again.

By the time they found me, I had been “put through the wringer.” My life and reputation were destroyed and ruined. I had no support from my family. I had been in jail many times because of the mothers of my children, who wanted to keep me from seeing the kids. These scorned women would make sure that I could have nothing to do with their kids. They used the world’s view of me and the court system to persecute and deny me the very thing that made me stop helping the Real Illuminati® in 1991—the ability to be a father to my children.

I wanted to be a father. I wanted to see my children and get the value they would give me.

Nevertheless, my own actions would be the cause of my own persecution.

Truly, I had become my own worst enemy.

The world took away my ability to be a father to my children, who came into my life as a result of the way I was trying to make the world see the Real Truth® and believe it. I was hell-bent on proving that people would accept the real truth, if it was presented to them properly.

The problem was that I didn’t know how to present it properly. I had a very hard time accepting it would require lies and a lot of manipulation and deception to penetrate hard hearts and open closed minds.

Although the world had marred me, my mentors and recruiters would heal me again.

When they met with me again in 2003, they promised they would do everything in their power to protect me while I worked with them.

They explained more about my role in helping them fulfill all of the prophecies they included in their new American scripture, the Book of Mormon, including, but not limited to, publishing the “greater, sealed” portion of their gold plates.

In one of their Book of Mormon prophecies about the complete record (presented as the unsealed and sealed portions of the gold plates) that would be given to the world by “the Gentiles,” or rather, by the early European American Christians, they wrote that “the Father [would] work a work, which shall be a great and a marvelous work among them.”

In this particular prophecy, it is clear that the Father’s servant, who would help Him do this great and marvelous work, would not be killed. This servant would “be marred because of them. Yet I will heal him, for I will show unto them [the world] that my wisdom is greater than the cunning of the devil.”

There is no person on Earth whose wisdom is greater than the Real Illuminati®’s, especially not mine.

At the time of this writing, they have fulfilled every prophecy they had written and included in the unsealed portion of the gold plates, which they had prepared as the substantive evidence (the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen) needed to convince Bible believers that they were being deceived and manipulated.

They had to deceive and manipulate Joe and me in order to convince us to help them do this work, “a work, which shall be a great and a marvelous work.”

The whole set of the “gold plates of Mormon” were needed to deceive Joe and me, because neither of us had any faith. We needed to see and touch something in order to be convinced of the importance of our roles.

Since the transfiguration of our egos, we knew that no one could deceive us.

However, although Joe and I might be experts at manipulation and deception, these people are MASTERS.

(In the next chapter, I will explain in detail what the gold plates and the two stones actually are. Before I do this, I need to explain more about the differences between what Joe was asked to do and what I was asked to do.)

There are two main parts of their “great and marvelous work.”

These two different parts were presented allegorically in the 1842 play they had Joe write and present as the LDS temple endowment presentation.

The first part was when messengers were sent by the character Elohim to

“[v]isit the man Adam in the Telestial world, without disclosing their identity. Have them observe conditions generally; see if Satan is there, and learn whether Adam has been true and faithful to the token and sign given to him in the Garden of Eden. Have them then return and bring me word.”

This was Joe’s role.

Joe was not allowed to disclose his true identity; or, in other words, he was not allowed to tell the real truth. He never told anyone about the Real Illuminati®. Joe told no one that they were the ones who had found and recruited him to help them in their Marvelous Work and a Wonder®. Joe did, however, refer people to the story in the Book of Mormon about the immortal Three Nephites and John the beloved. Since introducing the Real Illuminati® in this way, many, many stories of fiction, myth, and lore have been spread by the LDS/Mormons, all of which are untrue.

Joe’s family knew he would disappear for many days at the end of each year, starting in September of 1823, the time when he had told his family that he had received a visitation from an angel of God. Joe never told them anything, however, about the commandment he had received to go “at the end of each year” and meet the same messenger.

When Joe finally released his official statement in 1838, he wrote:

“At each time I found the same messenger there, and received instruction and intelligence from him at each of our interviews, respecting what the Lord was going to do, and how and in what manner his kingdom was to be conducted in the last days.”

During these meetings, Joe was being instructed by the Real Illuminati®.

In the play, during the scene when the messengers were sent down to Adam without disclosing their identity, one of the messengers approached Lucifer.

Here is how this scene originally played out:

PETER: Good morning.

LUCIFER: Good morning, gentlemen.

PETER: What are you doing here?

LUCIFER: Teaching religion.

PETER: What religion do you teach?

LUCIFER: We teach a religion made of the philosophies of men mingled with scripture.

PETER: (Signaling towards the audience.) How is your religion received by this community?

LUCIFER: (Pointing towards the audience.) Very well, excepting this man (signaling towards Adam). He does not seem to believe anything we preach.

Joe purposefully had the Lucifer character look at the audience and clearly signal towards them when Lucifer told Peter that they were accepting his religion “Fine.”

By the time the play was shown to the members of the early Church, they were under great condemnation, because they had rejected the simple Gospel of Jesus Christ, as taught in the Book of Mormon.

Joe’s role was to give the people what they wanted. He gave them what they wanted. They wanted a religion founded upon the philosophies of men mingled with scripture. If Joe had told them the real truth about the Bible, and about God, they would have killed him long before they did.

As it was symbolically presented in the endowment play, Joe’s role was to “observe conditions generally; see if Satan is there, and learn whether [the members had] been true and faithful to the token and sign given [them] in the Garden of Eden.”

At the time of this writing, most of the signs, tokens, and penalties have been removed by the modern LDS Church. Starting with Brigham Young, there has never been an LDS/Mormon leader who understood what the original endowment was trying to teach.

Because the “token and sign” have been removed from the endowment presentation, how can these members be true and faithful to something that they no longer have?

In fact, if the members were to see the original endowment presentation, they would find out that they have “sold their token and signs for money.” EVERY ONE OF THEM.

This wasn’t something about which Joe was supposed to deal or concern himself. In the original play, the messengers were told to “return and report” what they found out, without disclosing their identity. They reported, “We found Satan there, with his ministers, preaching all manner of false doctrine and striving to lead the posterity of Adam astray.”

The early Mormons had failed the test Mormon had presented when he explained that he had written what he did in the unsealed part of his gold plates in order

“[t]o try their faith, and if it shall so be that they shall believe these things then shall the greater things be made manifest unto them. And if it so be that they will not believe these things, then shall the greater things be withheld from them, unto their condemnation.”

Joe knew that the members of the early Church were condemned. He told them this many times. But it wasn’t his job to reveal the “greater things” they didn’t know they did not have.

It would become my job to do this.

According to the presentation of the endowment play, the next time God sent messengers into the world, they were commanded “to go down in their true character [true identity] as apostles of the Lord Jesus Christ … to give unto Adam and his posterity in the Telestial world the Law of the Gospel as contained in the Book of Mormon and the Bible … to cast Satan out of their midst.”

It was my job to tell the real truth.

It was my job to fulfill another role that the Real Illuminati® had created in the prophecies they invented, not only for their gold plates, but also for their book of Revelation.

I was to fulfill the role of the “one like unto the Son of man.”

I was to tell the Real Truth® about all things. I was to explain the “way, the truth, and the light” to the people in a darkened world.

The Real Illuminati® often refer to me as their “moon.”

The moon is a celestial body that does not have any light of its own. The moon reflects the light of the sun to a darkened world. This light is the real truth about how things really are, how things really were in the past, and how things really were to be in the future.

In regards to the role of Jesus Christ, the Son of man, and Christ being with the Father from the beginning, Joe explained human existence in a very profound and revealing way, the best way he was allowed:

“Ye [all humans] were also in the beginning with the Father; that which is Spirit, even the Spirit of truth; and truth is knowledge of things as they are, and as they were, and as they are to come. … He that keepeth his commandments receiveth truth and light, until he is glorified in truth and knoweth all things. Man was also in the beginning with God. Intelligence, or the light of truth, was not created or made, neither can it be. … The glory of God is intelligence, or in other words, light and truth.”

Joe is dead because he couldn’t shut his mouth and only give the people what they wanted and could handle. Although Joe never disclosed his true identity, his fate was sealed the moment he agreed to help the Real Illuminati® write and publish the 1830 Book of Mormon.

It was my role to tell the whole truth. It is my role to tell humans what they have known since the beginning of their existence, but have forgotten because of how they have been deceived and manipulated while living in mortality upon the earth.

The “fall of humankind” is all about the way that humans are being deceived and manipulated during their experience upon this earth. From the moment that each person is born, they are not told the real truth about who they are and why they exist. They are given the philosophies of men mingled with scripture.

If they lean towards science, they are still given the philosophies of men mingled with scientific publications.

There’s really no difference between science and religion.

Science depends upon what is seen and observed.

But what scientists see and observe do not answer the questions that a reasonably intelligent person might have about their own reality: Who am I and why do I exist?

Joe and I knew exactly who we were and why we exist the very moment that our egos were transfigured. We thought that we were the most intelligent men found anywhere in the universe. We thought this until we met the Real Illuminati®.

Although both Joe and me knew the substance of the things that we could not see, our lack of experience with life upon earth limited our intelligence.

The Real Illuminati® have never disclosed who they are, where they came from, and when they were born, or in some cases, appeared upon this planet.

Had their “great and marvelous work” been successful at utilizing Christianity in order to help humans succeed, where humans have failed so many times in the past, I wouldn’t be writing this book and revealing their true identities.

Before they allowed me to reveal the real truth about Joe, me, and the Real Illuminati®, they gave the powerful and wealthy Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints one more chance to accept them as the Three Nephites and John the Beloved, as presented in the Book of Mormon’s narrative.

In March of 2022, they wrote a letter to the LDS Church leaders requesting a series of meetings with them. Had these leaders accepted their offer, eventually the members of the Real Illuminati® would have personally met with these leaders and given them some important information that would mitigate the terrible things that are about to take place upon this earth, according to the warnings and prophecies they gave in their Book of Mormon.

This attempt was necessary in order to fulfill the last written prophecy that had not yet been fulfilled. The leaders of this corrupt church needed to be directly contacted by the Three Nephites, who, according to the prophecy, would be among them, “and the Gentiles shall know them not.”

This wicked church had to be given the chance to receive their words, so that this part of their prophecy could finally take place:

“Wo be unto him that will not hearken unto the words of Jesus, and also to them whom he hath chosen and sent among them; … And it would be better for them if they had not been born.”

The people living upon the earth are at the beginning of the end of life as they know it upon Earth. People have failed to unite themselves as one heart and one mind, where there are no poor among them.

Perhaps they believe, as a great many do, that Jesus Christ is going to appear and save them in their sins. Of course, because LDS/Mormons do not read their own scripture, they would not understand this very clear part:

“And I say unto you again that [God] cannot save them in their sins; for I cannot deny his word, and he hath said that no unclean thing can inherit the kingdom of heaven; therefore, how can ye be saved, except ye inherit the kingdom of heaven? Therefore, ye cannot be saved in your sins.”

If Jesus is coming back to the earth one day, this means that he is coming from somewhere out there in space. He must be presently residing on another planet, in another solar system, perhaps in another galaxy.

If Jesus lives in this “kingdom of heaven,” where is it, what is it like, and who else is living on this planet?

And it wouldn’t be a “kingdom of heaven” if there were any sins being committed there.

Part of revealing my true identity as a messenger of Real Truth®, a moon reflecting this light to a darkened world, is explaining how those two stones work, by which I was able to translate the sealed portion of the gold plates of Mormon. And whatever it is that I explain about these two rocks must make perfect sense to the basic intelligence of a human being, who was

“also in the beginning with the Father; that which is Spirit, even the Spirit of truth; and truth is knowledge of things as they are, and as they were, and as they are to come. … Man was also in the beginning with God. Intelligence, or the light of truth, was not created or made, neither can it be. … The glory of God is intelligence, or in other words, light and truth.”

Again, it is my role to disclose my true identity.

Let’s start this full disclosure by me explaining everything there is to know about the gold plates of Mormon and the two stones known as the Urim and Thummim.

(End of Chapter Two, Joe, Me, and the Real Illuminati®.)

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