Here is a copy of the actual email sent by the Real Illuminati®, almost a year ago, explaining how to end the terrible drought that plagues Utah:
Of course, as always, this incredible group of humans was completely ignored by this evil church.
Have fun with your drought Latter-day Saints!
Here are your own scripture references concerning drought and why God punishes people like you with extreme drought.
If you still harden you hearts and close your minds to the Real Truth® and the Real Illuminati®’s Marvelous Work and a Wonder® …
You’re going to LOVE what’s coming next!
By the way …
And there came prophets in the land again, even the three Nephites who the Lord caused to remain upon the earth until his coming, crying repentance unto them—that they must prepare the way of the Lord or there should come a curse upon the face of the land; yea, even there should be a great famine, in which they should be destroyed if they did not repent.
But the people believed not the words of the prophets, but ignored them and cast them out; and some of them they cast into pits and left them to perish. And it came to pass that they did all these things according to the commandment of their wicked priests and governors.
And it came to pass that there began to be a great dearth upon the land, and the inhabitants began to be destroyed exceedingly fast because of the dearth, for there was no rain upon the face of the earth.
And there came forth a poisonous air from the Great Salt Lake also upon the face of the land, and did poison many people. (Compare Ether 9:28-31.)